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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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