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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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