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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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