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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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