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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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