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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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