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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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