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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘

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