Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.