Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.