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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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