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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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