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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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