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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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