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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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