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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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