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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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