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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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