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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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