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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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