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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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