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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Toby eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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