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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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