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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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