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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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