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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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