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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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