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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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