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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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