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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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