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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦

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