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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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