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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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