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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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