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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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