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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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