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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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