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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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