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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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