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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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