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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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