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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦

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