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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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