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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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