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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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