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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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