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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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