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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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