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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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