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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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