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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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