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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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