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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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