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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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