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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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