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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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