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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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