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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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