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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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