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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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