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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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