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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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