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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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