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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃

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