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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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