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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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