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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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